Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce

Mickey Mouse Wants A Divorce



Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from

Minnie.



Mickey (stunned): Why not?



Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i

can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is

crazy.



Mickey (exasperated): Your honor! I didn't say she was crazy...

I said she was fucking Goofy!