Fruit......

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by

cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that

they could live if they pass a trial. The first step

of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten

pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men

went separate ways to gather fruits.



The first one came back and said to the king, I

brought ten apples. The king then explained the trial

to him. You have to shove the fruits up your butt

without any _expression on your face or youll be

eaten.



The first apple went in... but on the second one he

winced out in pain, so he was killed.



The second one arrived and showed the king ten

berries. When the king explained the trial to him he

thought to himself that this should be easy.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the

ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.



The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The

first one asked, Why did you laugh, you almost got

away with it? The second one replied, I couldnt help

it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.

Nice 1 very funny enjoyed that